I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
Today was fantastic. Busy -but it worked out well.
Last night, I was a slight shit show - I was panicking about my research methods paper and if I would turn it in on time. By 3:40ish am i couldn’t keep my eyes open. I went to bed around and swore I would wake up early to work on it. Lo and behold. I did. I woke at 7 and cranked that baby out, meeting all the criteria. High five. Turned it in… then I had to rush to school to make it to the 9:35 shuttle to the other campus.
SPEED DEMON. I got there at 9:30. Parking - I have no idea how I got a spot. By the time I walked out of the lot it was 9:35. I SAW THE BUS DRIVE BY. Lucky for me - the bus driver loves me and he spotted me. He stopped the bus as let me get on. High five. Best guy ever. He’s so cool. He plays jazz and drums on the steering wheel. Chilly vanilly. Got to class on time. A+. And to add onto that. They had free Panera bagels & coffee. I didn’t have time to pack lunch, so this was super A+.
Napped on the shuttle back to the main campus, cranked out another paper, and went to speak to my teacher. He is so cute. LAWD. He gets visibly nervous around me. But that’s ok, I’m a ball of nerves too. HAHAHAHA.
Drove back home with A+ music and beautiful weather. I mean, yes - hello.
The world was on my side today.
Feels good, mayne.
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